Blair pours water over Brown at the Labour Party conference!

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Free Legally Blonde tickets not available

The much hyped free ticket give away for the new musical of Legally Blonde has been shelved as nobody thought to do it.

Bailey Hanks said there will not be any winners of this none competition, but tickets will be available soon from ticket sellers on platform 1.

The film has a extremist fan base and has been very popular with the legal profession. A spokesman for the Law Society issued a statement to waiting taxi drivers. The statement, full of legal jargon was not understood and thrown in the bin. However a solicitor said "Most people in the legal profession cannot afford to go to shows like this and we were waiting for the free tickets, it now looks as if we will miss the opening night, unless we can issue an injunction and delay the show"

The Strand Theatre has denied being involved in the fiasco and said the show will go on for one month followed by the first performance of the 'Hedi Fleiss' play, the story of how she made people rise to fame.


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Nichole Kidman gives birth - no pith

Nicole and Keith Urban are pleased to announce that Nicole gave birth to a baby boy on Monday morning, and adopted a baby girl on the July 7, 2008 in Bradford UK, her agent, Allen Eichhorn, revealed.

In a stament he announced the baby's name, "Sunday, Monday Tulip No Kidding Kidman Urban Myth," and went on to say husband and mates are doing well down the pub and are expected to leave at chucking out time.

The baby is the first for Nichole although she has adopted many others before, Keith Urban is though to be writing a new song for the baby, but is finding it hard to find a word to rhyme with myth and does not want anyone taking the pith.

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Wendy Alexander is to challenge Gordon Brown for leadership of Labour Party

Trout pout Wendy who is thought to be a close friend to Gordon has revealed that she wants his job.

Wendy Alexander has also got a number of key Labour losers backing her.

Harriet Harman, Labour Deputy Leader said, "She is strong champion of Labour, and above all for women"

Des Browne (Gordon's cousin), Scottish Secretary remarked, "A woman of no talent and I have to say of the lowest integrity"

Nigel Griffiths, A Labour MP for Edinburgh declared, "She is one of the outstanding political thinkers of her generation. I thought she showed really good leadership. Her speeches and her ideas have helped destroy policy"

Wendy is like a whirlwind getting from one meeting to the next and she can talk just as fast as she can run. Wendy knows all about balancing work and failing to register donations and it certainly shows.

Ms Alexander's minders issued a lengthy statement, the first part referrers to her challenge for the leadership of the English Labour Party.

The second part refers to her vision which focussed on four main themes:

• A competitive yet compassionate donations policy;
• People focused public services;
• Empowering institutions and not people and communities;
• Scottish solutions for English aspirations.

Ms Alexander added before departing, "Hiking Income Tax for every working man and women and then passing the proceeds on to local MP's, will be good news for democracy"

Gordon Brown was unavailable for comment.


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