Tempest Storm to be guest star in Thunderbirds Movie

Tempest Storm to be guest star in Thunderbirds Movie

The next Thunderbirds movie, which is being filmed on location at the film festival in Brooklyn and the Bearing Straits bridge. Tempest will be starring with John Wayland, Rachel Ward and Cheryl Ladd  who tops the Hollywood cast for the real world production in their flagship studios in Bolton.         

Chloe Dao will be redesigning the Thunder-thighs outfits and Ray Charles and Puff Adder will put the soundtrack together.

Tempest, an 80 year old working  American women stripper who is currently working the ‘Strip’ and supporting Bon Jovi concert in Central Park said to waiting reporters with a twinkle in the eye “It beats working young man”

Denton Cooley her aid and personal physician then ushered Tempest Storm into a waiting limo, driven by Herb Jeffries who drove of at speed.

The film is due to be launched this summer at the Franklin County Fair, Reston Festival and the McCoy Stadium.

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Hornby to buy British Rail

Hornby to buy British Rail

The government has changed track and announced the sale of all of the rail transport system to Hornby.

Hornby who are the countries oldest and most profitable transportation companies and have acquired a number of transport industries in the recent past are said to be delighted to take ownership of the worlds worst rail system.

Alex (clickty-clack) Johnson arrived on time to make an official announcement at Waterloo Station.

“We are delighted and honoured to now create the ultimate railway across the nation and we will provide a service the British public deserve”

He went on to announce the introduction of new passenger rolling stock, the Devon Belle Coach, complete with toilets, refreshments and opening windows. The new carriages will be pulled by the new BR 0-4-4T locomotive.

Rail passenger groups based in Southport England are to rename themselves the ‘Hornies’ and have made advance bookings for the first journey provided by Hornby.
Bob Crow has said; 

“My members are not here to serve the public or are they required to ensure trains are clean and on time for health and safety reasons”

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Naomi Campbell in screaming fit

Scots lass, Miss Campbell went into an uncontrollable rage today after insulting herself in front of millions.

Nutty Naomi shouted to Kay Burley that she was not in a rage, just reacting to the red headed and black eyed reporters questions. The reporter asked further questions on BA and racism, which made the once famous supermodel give a manic look in the direction of Burley and said "look lady, when you have 2 black eyes, we will talk"

Minders then hustled the dark destroyer into a waiting limousine. Campbell's spokesperson Kirsty Wigglesworth handed out a brief statement, which referred mainly to Vincent Van Gough, the Berkshire Hunt and the re-release of Naomi's hit single Love and Tantrums from her latest album, I used to be good looking, now I'm a useless crispy duck.

Kay Burley is due to interview Sarah Palin about her latest Facebook entry and her photo album of her in compromising positions in the Mayors office.

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