Scots lass, Miss Campbell went into an uncontrollable rage today after insulting herself in front of millions.
Nutty Naomi shouted to Kay Burley that she was not in a rage, just reacting to the red headed and black eyed reporters questions. The reporter asked further questions on BA and racism, which made the once famous supermodel give a manic look in the direction of Burley and said "look lady, when you have 2 black eyes, we will talk"
Minders then hustled the dark destroyer into a waiting limousine. Campbell's spokesperson Kirsty Wigglesworth handed out a brief statement, which referred mainly to Vincent Van Gough, the Berkshire Hunt and the re-release of Naomi's hit single Love and Tantrums from her latest album, I used to be good looking, now I'm a useless crispy duck.
Kay Burley is due to interview Sarah Palin about her latest Facebook entry and her photo album of her in compromising positions in the Mayors office.
All articles on this blog are untrue and fabricated. Any similarity to persons, dead or alive, is totally fluky or is intended simply as a satire, parody or spoof.