Scots lass, Miss Campbell went into an uncontrollable rage today after insulting herself in front of millions.
Nutty Naomi shouted to Kay Burley that she was not in a rage, just reacting to the red headed and black eyed reporters questions. The reporter asked further questions on BA and racism, which made the once famous supermodel give a manic look in the direction of Burley and said "look lady, when you have 2 black eyes, we will talk"
Minders then hustled the dark destroyer into a waiting limousine. Campbell's spokesperson Kirsty Wigglesworth handed out a brief statement, which referred mainly to Vincent Van Gough, the Berkshire Hunt and the re-release of Naomi's hit single Love and Tantrums from her latest album, I used to be good looking, now I'm a useless crispy duck.
Kay Burley is due to interview Sarah Palin about her latest Facebook entry and her photo album of her in compromising positions in the Mayors office.
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