Tempest Storm to be guest star in Thunderbirds Movie

Tempest Storm to be guest star in Thunderbirds Movie

The next Thunderbirds movie, which is being filmed on location at the film festival in Brooklyn and the Bearing Straits bridge. Tempest will be starring with John Wayland, Rachel Ward and Cheryl Ladd  who tops the Hollywood cast for the real world production in their flagship studios in Bolton.         

Chloe Dao will be redesigning the Thunder-thighs outfits and Ray Charles and Puff Adder will put the soundtrack together.

Tempest, an 80 year old working  American women stripper who is currently working the ‘Strip’ and supporting Bon Jovi concert in Central Park said to waiting reporters with a twinkle in the eye “It beats working young man”

Denton Cooley her aid and personal physician then ushered Tempest Storm into a waiting limo, driven by Herb Jeffries who drove of at speed.

The film is due to be launched this summer at the Franklin County Fair, Reston Festival and the McCoy Stadium.

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The Government are to give away free solar panels

In an unprecedented move today the Government has announced it is to give away free solar panels.

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs Hilary Benn has secured the funding for this from Energy Minister Malcolm Wicks after a heated argument over increased revenue from fuel taxes.

The tax windfall has got a few ministers arguing over where the money should be distributed. Lame dog Brown has distanced himself from the initiative as he has had his fingers burned to often recently; Darling wants to keep the money to help the now soaring national debt.

Backbenchers are asking for an increase in salary and expenses. Although Benn has won the day, it has been rumoured there will be a solar tax in the next budget.

The government has issued the following information for those who have questions:

How do I get a solar panel?
Contact Defra direct, either by phone, post or email.

How do they determine who gets one?
First come first served, the waiting list starts on the 6th of June 2008

How big are the panels?
The panels are distributed according to the size of house you have, the bigger the house, the more panels you get.

How do I fit the panels?
Your local Council will fit the panels free of charge, full details will come with the panels when delivered.

How much power will the solar panels generate?
They will generate enough to run the house

Will I still need electric / gas?
No, the solar panels system will be a total replacement.

Defra have emphasised - there are limited stocks in supply...well...there are none. Panels will be supplied on a first come first served basis, so don't order now.

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