Labour have said they need to portray a modern and upbeat image to suit the charisma and moral values of Mr Brown.
Neighbours, a popular soap for mindless people, is seen to be a model for the Labour Party as there are a number of similarities, neither are taken seriously. They both have had the same old storyline for over 20 years despite the numerous character changes.
A spokesman for the production team has said they are actively writing the script for the next cabinet meeting and Caroline Flint will be having an on / off relationship with the press. George Bush is going to play the baddy turned good.
Official statement will be made before the elections in July 08.
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