A nuclear missile silo has started to leak in central London, the silo was installed at the height of the cold war. The secrecy of the installation was kept so secret that even the professional secret people did not know where it was.
The location, Trafalgar Square was discovered by amateur Geiger counter users who roam the streets of London at night looking for alien invasion evidence.
Ministry of Defence investigators were called and at first were a little foxed until a red headed scholar at the MOD revealed the deadly truth.
The Cabinet office has said there is no need to panic and Londoners should go indoors, stay in, tune in and follow the advice on there website.
No other information can be obtained as it appears everyone has left for a long weekend.
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