Book publishers and film makers are at war over who owns the title and rights to the unwritten books 'Who killed Barack Obama', 'The truth behind the BO assassination' and 'I shot Barrack by …….' to name but a few.
Although BO has not been shot and the books remain unwritten, the titles are worth millions of pounds. Web address titles have been equally snapped up, www.barackconspiracy.mars, www.barack-is-alive-in-texas.tex and others are being registered daily.
Blogs have also started to report sightings of BO and one alien from Bristol even claims to have abducted him.
The scramble for the rights started after a Wal-Mart leak, where they have drawn up plans for exclusive rights to sell the books when written.
Federal agents have said "the whole BO affair stinks, we smell a rat" they went on to say " anyone who takes a pot shot at the President will be in serious trouble"
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