Hazel Blears to be Shortest Deputy PM in History

Hazel Blears to be shortest deputy PM in the history of Parliament. Hazel will take office during the summer break to cover for Gordon Brown while he holidays at Centre Parcs in the Sherwood Forest.

It has been rumoured that Gordon will not be long in Sherwood and his break will be cut short to a day by a hoodie called Robin.

Hazel Blears statement was short and to the point "If I am in office for only one short day, I will still be proud to have done my duty"

A waiting fan (her husband) asked if she would like the office on a more permanent basis? To which she replied "Yes"


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Gordon Brown hires production team and cast of neighbours

Labour have said they need to portray a modern and upbeat image to suit the charisma and moral values of Mr Brown.

Neighbours, a popular soap for mindless people, is seen to be a model for the Labour Party as there are a number of similarities, neither are taken seriously. They both have had the same old storyline for over 20 years despite the numerous character changes.

A spokesman for the production team has said they are actively writing the script for the next cabinet meeting and Caroline Flint will be having an on / off relationship with the press. George Bush is going to play the baddy turned good.

Official statement will be made before the elections in July 08.

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All articles on this blog are untrue and fabricated. Any similarity to persons, dead or alive, is totally fluky or is intended simply as a satire, parody or spoof.