Tata motors to buy Ferrari and Skoda

There are new additions to Tata's stable, with "cavallino rampante" taking pole position.

The makers of the Nano who have entered into agreement to buy Jaguar Land Rover have indicated there will be some changes to the numerous models and makes available when they acquire Ferrari and Skoda.

The famous shapes of Ferrari will stay but the engines will be replaced by the fuel efficient aluminium, 623cc two cylinder petrol engine. Land Rover will get a similar transformation but with a larger (to be developed) 900cc, three cylinder diesel engine.

Jaguar will loss all of its original models but there will be a new Jag pickup. All brands will be renamed using Tata as the prefix with the exception of Skoda who's name will disappear altogether.

The tea lady who writes the scripts for BBC Top Gear said "it's a sad day for Skoda" - ta ta

Victoria "Vicki" Butler-Henderson also expressed her sadness at the loss of some famous names, but did say there was some nice ta ta's out there.

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Hurley Davidson announces new bikes for 2009 and 2010

Hurley Davidson, famed for its mopeds, is to step up a gear and produce a fully blown touring scooter for the 'modern man' . The 2009 tourer will feature an engine, wheels, and handlebars, and 2010 will see the introduction of the seat.

Future versions are likely to be with four wheels and an all weather cabin. Famous Harley riders including Elizabeth Taylor and Pamela Anderson, who rode the phallic 'purple passion' are eager to mount the new bikes and think the four wheel version might catch on.

Rival Sir Clive Sinclair has dismissed the new vehicles as a waste of time and will not enthuse the bike riding public as much as his revolutionary C5, which is due for re launch at Brighton Birdman Festival.

An idea insolvent motorcycle journalist working for Top Gear could not find adjectives, pronouns or adverbs to comment due to thought drought.

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