Hazel Blears to be shortest deputy PM in the history of Parliament. Hazel will take office during the summer break to cover for Gordon Brown while he holidays at Centre Parcs in the Sherwood Forest.
It has been rumoured that Gordon will not be long in Sherwood and his break will be cut short to a day by a hoodie called Robin.
Hazel Blears statement was short and to the point "If I am in office for only one short day, I will still be proud to have done my duty"
A waiting fan (her husband) asked if she would like the office on a more permanent basis? To which she replied "Yes"
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