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Boris Johnson is to bring back the stocks, pillory and the pranger

In an unprecedented move the Mayor of London has acquired a number of devices used by Max Mussel and the wife of a former MI5 officer.

The cruel and unusual punishment devices are to be used as a deterrent to fare dodgers on the London underground. Boris was at pains to state that they would also be used on a 2 strikes and you are out basis.

The Mayor was asked if he would consider bring back the birch for some offences replied that the best tree for London was the Oak

PR guru Bob Crow replied it was against health and safety law and something should be banned and would be a good idea if someone went on strike.

Caroline Lucas has condemned the idea and said the government should be the servant and not the master and could she be first.

The first installation on the 1st of June 2008, will be at the Waterloo and City line, where its known that rich city bankers are the worst offenders.

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