All dolls made in China by Xiangjuan Big Dongguan (Big Donga) are subject of a product recall due to over inflated chests and excess collagen.
Scientist have said this is potentially very dangerous as the bosoms can explode without warning, spraying a silicon substance over anyone within 5 metres and when mixed with bovine collagen, it can produce fat arses if swallowed.
Trading standards officers are finding it hard going as they are investigating all the dolls imported into the UK, “its only the ones made by Big Donga” said Cuthbert from Waltham, “you have to give them a real hard squeeze, it really hard on the, um fingers” he went on to say.
Pussy fans are disappointed as they have been waiting all year for their appearance and now are feeling very deflated at the news.
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