The CBI have again failed to report the findings of a report not done by management consultants due to time restraints and summer holidays.
The report highlights all companies are at risk during a recession of lower profits or even complete failure.
The report did discover some interesting facts.
- you are equally at risk of redundancy during boom time as you are in a recession
- American owned companies are more likely to relocate from the north of England to the south.
- British owned companies fail to recognise they are in a recession until it is over.
- French owned companies fail at the first hurdle and are not sure why
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