People may know him as Radovan Karadzic or Dragan Dabic but his true identity has now been revealed after his arrest, Papa Smurf.
Papa Smurf has been on the CIA's most wanted list since 1958 for terrorism, Papa is the wisest of the Smurfs and does as much as he can to stop the Smurfs acting like humans, his power was extensive and even persuaded humans to act like Smurfs through his knowledge of alchemy.
The experienced village chief had the support of an unique band of terrorists named after him, The Smurfs.
Papa who was previously guarded by his minder 'Hefty', was nowhere to be seen and rumour has it that he was caught earlier in the year by 'Gargamel'
Security chiefs have said they are still looking for the rest of the gang, who are believed to be staying at the Paris Hilton.
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