"I award Gordon Brown the Legion of Honor, the premier order of my country," Nicolas Sarkozy, president of the French Republic said, noting that the medal was established in 1802 by Napoleon Bonaparte for services to the French people.
He also noted that for over 200 years the French had been trying to bring England to its knees, but Gordon has done it in a relatively short space of time as Chancellor and as the Prime Minister.
Vive le Gordon cried Charles de Gaulle Jnr, my father would have loved to see this.
Tony Blair was also recommended for this award but rejected the offer. He said "Its president of Europe or nothing" Cherry is fuming according to Danny le Rue and has threatened to write another comic if Tony does not take the medal - after all Gordon has one.
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