Today Ford announced it will no longer be making Ford Transits (Tranny) in its Southampton factory.
The Transit famous for its inbuilt rust, poor paint jobs and smelly engines with no power has been a favourite of the British 'brickie' and pub bands for many years. The 'tranny' is going to be produced now in another country by child labour.
Transvestites and Tranny fans across the world are dismayed, Brian Viglione said "Its and end of an era, I have had many a good time in the back of a tranny"
The transit owners group of Scunthorpe and the Ford Transit Forum are rumoured to be planning a motorway protest in early August. They plan to drive at top speed down the M1 for 2 hours. White van man groups are thought to be joining in the protest if they can get their sat navs to point them in the right direction. Police and motoring organisations have advised against this tactic, Dave a traffic cop for Bedfordshire gave a stark warning "Trannies driving at full speed (50 mph) are still to slow for today's motorways and are dangerous"
Ford workers union 'Unite' have gone into hiding but Bob Crow said on their behalf "The only option is to strike"
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