Dr. X's Free Associations: Photo of Palin with Elk

Dr. X's Free Associations: Photo of Palin with Elk

"And I will not post the alleged nude photo of Palin, no matter how many people come here looking for it" - Dr X

Link to not so nude photos of Palin
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Pussy cat dolls are banned from shops

All dolls made in China by Xiangjuan Big Dongguan (Big Donga) are subject of a product recall due to over inflated chests and excess collagen.

Scientist have said this is potentially very dangerous as the bosoms can explode without warning, spraying a silicon substance over anyone within 5 metres and when mixed with bovine collagen, it can produce fat arses if swallowed.

Trading standards officers are finding it hard going as they are investigating all the dolls imported into the UK, “its only the ones made by Big Donga” said Cuthbert from Waltham, “you have to give them a real hard squeeze, it really hard on the, um fingers” he went on to say.

Pussy fans are disappointed as they have been waiting all year for their appearance and now are feeling very deflated at the news.


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Hot Lap and Pole Dance club goes up in flames

The Hot Lap Dance club in the Arthur Ashe Stadium has been destroyed in the Texas heat wave.

At the time of the fire the famous heavyweight dance group the 'Tour de Fat' were performing the famous lap dance 'Pencil Trick' devised by the Joker.

The trick involves lighting the pencils with a torchmate and then placing at the base of the pole of the dancer. Just before the incident, big Mary was doing her routine on the pole when along came Polly who collided with the flaming pencils, the scattered pencils set light to drapes, carpet and dancers tassels and fire engulfed the club within seconds.

Shelia, the tour manager said it was not their fault the fire started and they have never performed the Jokers pencil trick before without incident.

Fire Chiefs from Flugtag were at the scene where said to be to busy and were comforting the dancers.

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