Paris Hilton and the Camel Foot
Paris who was plastered at a recent photo shoot in Egypt, had her toe trod on by a camels foot.
Photos showing Ms Hiltons camel toe injury have been bought by Hokey Cokey magazine. The magazine, famed for its candid photos and stories lives up to its name. The words ‘hokey pokey’ are a deliberate parody, of the Latin phrase "Hoc est enim corpus meum", which translates as "This is my body". Magazine owner, Hank Socialite is said to be in high spirits and looking forward to publishing these exclusive body photos of Paris Hilton.
Israeli online magazine ‘hæn.ki pæn.ki’ are said to be furious as they had sole rights to the foot and toe photos and were consulting their armed lawyers.
Paris Hilton, who is still plastered, is said to be recovering well from her camel toe injury and is expected to resume shooting next week. Her agent has thanked all her fans for the best wishes, cards and toe warmers.
Lindsay Lohan, Shanna Moakler and Lizzie made a joint statement “Pity it was only her toe the camel trod on”
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