Carbolic soap company, Pears have agreed to buy internet has-beens Yahoo for a knock down price.
Pears have been scrumping a few companies over the last couple of years and have increased their orchard to an enviable position to match their rivals. Although this is their first venture into the web based market.
Marketing director, Perry Pome came clean with the soap companies strategy, "We have a good presence in most markets except the web, and we are going to address this by buying Yahoo" He went on to announce their future plans, "We now have options to buy some short stock to take overall control of Apple and are just awaiting conformation of the futures contract"
The competition commission and the office of unfair trading have said they will be carrying out a full investigation into the monopoly of all apples and pears.
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