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Radio 5 live report on football

Undercover agents have found that non of the 5 Live presenters have ever been to a live football match.

Tank topped Rachel Burden said this was untrue and had been to see a Sunday League match in Skegness in 1962 and Victoria Derbyshire will have a phone in on the subject sometime next year.

Mike Saggers confessed that tonight's match with Chelsea v Manchester United in London was not live and was recorded last week and he did not attend but did a voice over - "I suppose we had it coming" but did defend the BBC's policy on being careful with the public money.

Nicky Campbell said it was just a storm in a tea cup because no one could actually see them could they?

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