The Hot Lap Dance club in the Arthur Ashe Stadium has been destroyed in the Texas heat wave.
At the time of the fire the famous heavyweight dance group the 'Tour de Fat' were performing the famous lap dance 'Pencil Trick' devised by the Joker.
The trick involves lighting the pencils with a torchmate and then placing at the base of the pole of the dancer. Just before the incident, big Mary was doing her routine on the pole when along came Polly who collided with the flaming pencils, the scattered pencils set light to drapes, carpet and dancers tassels and fire engulfed the club within seconds.
Shelia, the tour manager said it was not their fault the fire started and they have never performed the Jokers pencil trick before without incident.
Fire Chiefs from Flugtag were at the scene where said to be to busy and were comforting the dancers.
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