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2012 Marathon Winner

Paul Badcliffe wins the Olympic Marathon

Marathon world record holder and supper blubber Paul Badcliffe has won the marathon at the 2012 London Olympics. Our Paul decided to run the race early to avoid the scientific runners and other competition who might be better than herself.

Paul has campaigned tirelessly against cheats and believes those who take short cuts on the marathon should be heavily penalised. Her campaign does not stop at people who run shorter routes, she has called for more climate control for runners, one suggestion is to get assistants to run alongside the Olympians with portable air conditioning.

Supporters of the ‘League for Cheats’ have dismissed Paul’s ranting, but have applauded her initiative to run the race early and have quoted their motto “Win at any cost”

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